Of course! That cop was a freaking hero! They just saved some poor old woman, in a transient housing situation, from some hook-wielding maniac who pushed her down a flight of stairs after she tried fighting them off! Without that officer, who bravely jumped off your shoulders and across the finish line, who knows what could have happened!!!
You know what? I heard that the lady was mentally unstable, but that her assailant was wearing a mask and possibly even had an axe!
~Oh hey! What’s this little package? I think there’s something for you inside!~
Of course! That cop was a freaking hero! They just saved some poor old woman, in a transient housing situation, from some hook-wielding maniac who pushed her down a flight of stairs after she tried fighting them off! Without that officer, who bravely jumped off your shoulders and across the finish line, who knows what could have happened!!!
You know what? I heard that the lady was mentally unstable, but that her assailant was wearing a mask and possibly even had an axe!
~Oh hey! What’s this little package? I think there’s something for you inside!~
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This is gold. Appreciate the good laugh. +1
ha! solid story. that works for me.