I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.
would you happen to have his gfs #?
asking for a friend
j/k, it’s my penis, he made me ask
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
If that’s how you feel about your penis, you should consider taking hormones about it.
Not that I disagree with the post… but the general public out here wilding about vaccines and tylenol and fluoride and shit yet missing this extra-stupid medical “conspiracy” will never not be funny to me.
The FDA doesn’t like greenlighting drugs of dubious direct clinical benefit with high abuse potential, so for the sake of expediency, Pfizer decided to push the narrative that Viagra definitely wasn’t fun unless you had peepee problems. No one wants to look like they have peepee problems, so not enough people who’ve tried it are willing to call a spade a spade and say it’s fun af regardless of age or necessity.
Thus the narrative persists.
Bro your dick supposed to get drained, not do the draining.
Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn’t think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don’t work anymore.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that’s expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.
Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress
That’s every 19 year old ever lmao, and yes im extremely grateful i dont get like that anymore lol
Well that’s different. You’re in like overdrive. Plus if you’re 13 and need Viagra there’s an issue probably.
Well yeah and now that im not the last thing i would ever do is take a pill to force an erection lol
I’m 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.
I’m 40. Lmao. 3 to 5 business days. not really, but it sure feels like that compared to my younger self.
This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.
I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think
do u know her address per chance, not asking for a friend either :)
I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
But wait there’s more,
Straight to hell,
Add a comma? Also hell,
That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,
Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
Give the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
Thirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.
it’s because I won. If I do desire to, I’ll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.
Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did
I didn’t know there was a pill that turns your dick into Benjamin Netanyahu
When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.
This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.
Plato, Republic, Book I, Cephalus’ speech:
How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles—are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many.
Goddamit Sophocles
There’s just no fucking way, holy crap!!!
You know there’s no way your mom doesn’t already own a Sybian right? Condom makes cleanup easier. Seriously, try one while you can stay wet for hours.
Ew using one’s parents’ sex toys
Read OP’s other posts. If this is actually a swiss girl born in 08 they’ve 100% had access to a vibrator for a while. And even for rich kids a $2000 toy isn’t something you can just order to the house.
Ah to be 18 and ovulating
To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂
Right?! Especially as a stoner lmao. My partner and I buy the big bottles of lube now, we ain’t fuckin around. We are fucking around, though.
Oh gods my ex would get such cotton crotch from weed my mouth would dry up going down on her
But yeah for insertion so long as you aren’t using any silicone toys silicon lube is a fucking miracle substance
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?
The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.
Can I obtain a 55 gallon drum with single application pump attachment?
Ooo I have not heard of this, thank you!
EDIT: replied in to the wrong comment.
