FunnyCoder@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-22 months agoI finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment".programming.devimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1imageI finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment".programming.devFunnyCoder@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBrb throwing this into my group policy at work
minus-squarespicy pancake@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHow To Convince Your Boss To Ditch Windows
minus-squareFunnyCoder@programming.devOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoJust tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 ‘Surface Tension’ update. If the windows didn’t break, how would you know they’re made of glass? OwO
minus-squareludrol@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoLiquid glass doesn’t break because it isn’t mounted ina windows or is it because it’s liquid?
minus-squareFunnyCoder@programming.devOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIt’s because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven’t implemented ‘viscosity’ in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.
Brb throwing this into my group policy at work
How To Convince Your Boss To Ditch Windows
Just tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 ‘Surface Tension’ update. If the windows didn’t break, how would you know they’re made of glass? OwO
Liquid glass doesn’t break because it isn’t mounted ina windows or is it because it’s liquid?
It’s because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven’t implemented ‘viscosity’ in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.