• Katana314@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      “You want my thesis? I hate college!! My thesis is going to be about taking a SHIT up your ASS!”
      (Four years later)
      “Wow, Mr. Blake! The results of your medical trial were astounding! These are excellent results!”
      “Wait…huh?”