For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure.
Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and running through every derogatory thing he could manage. Slapping her (I assume her ass, might have been her face) hard - it really sounded like borderline injury slap. Still not sure at this point if we’re hearing an actual assault or what. Then, fortunately, within a few minutes, she was screaming yes yes yes and responding to him calling her a slut. Which of course, made us feel relieved that it seemed consensual. We looked at each other and did a little “awwww…that’s so nice for her!” Once they finished up we applauded, which they deserved.
What a beautiful story
“Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?”
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Wait, not like…OK, maybe a little like that.
You’re a sub.
/r/violet08
Almost certainly because of your upbringing, violet.
It’s because you’re a dumb fucking slut.
(Please don’t be offended, I mean that with all the affection one stranger can have for another across the internet, it’s just so clearly the correct answer)
I hate to break it to you but that fast heart beat from being called a dumb fucking slut is not from distress…
If it were from distress I would not have so responded.
It’s cause you’re a dumb fucking slut. We all are.
Thanks boo.
<3 Anything for you, bae.
can’t be mean, would it be ok if I were to call you “damn clever slut”?
I’d take “clever slut.” Close enough to clever girl. 🦖
Slut is and should be a compliment.
Daddy issues.
Dunno about you, but for me it is cholesterol.
doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol
heart explodes
You absolute nincompoop
Whoa, is there any need for such disgusting talk? Wash your mouth out with soap!!
I used to go on Nextdoor; I said it was because I liked to be connected to the neighborhood, but if was really for the drama, and one time this woman came in spewing some nonsense, her name was Paula, and another poster comes in and says “That’s not how life works, Paula, you absolute buffoon, go back to Facebook,” and so, since then, I’ve called many, many people absolute buffoons.
CALAMITOUS BUFFOON!
Because childhood be like that yeag
This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating
Exhibit A on why yall have relationship problems.
I consider slut to be a compliment, so…
So I guess I just gave you a really good compliment 😉
I’m a pretty tough cookie myself, but yeah, this is one of my activation codes.
