Our nearly 80-year-old president appears to have nodded off during a meeting, for the umpteenth time.
President Trump’s eyes grew visibly heavy around the halfway point of his televised announcement of a deal with drug company Regeneron on Thursday afternoon, closing fully and reopening multiple times while suited Cabinet members and pharmaceutical executives stood behind him in the Oval Office.


Ah, so that’s “solving healthcare”. Thing is, I recognize that rhetoric from my own countries, but around here they’d happily lie that they’re “taking large, important steps towards solving healthcare”. Not the Don: he speaks in superlatives only.
(There’s no further jab at his alround disgustingness - that’s a given - just some comparative thoughts)