SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoWhat do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!hexbear.netimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down11
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageWhat do you need a volume slider on your toaster for I'm going to kick your nerd ass!!hexbear.netSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 days agoI will cook everything over an open fire before allowing any appliance with an operating system to tarnish my sight.
minus-squareKuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoSmart fire alarms that go off if they detect a particulate emitted from anything that isn’t emitted by a whitelisted IOT home appliance or approved emmiter
minus-squareKuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoYou have to fart into the smart reader so it can calibrate your bumprint, otherwise it gets set off every time you toot
minus-squareIldsaye [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago gramps I need you to toot into the fart reader so I can get past age verification
minus-squareinfuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoCooking over an open fire isn’t all that bad, actually, you can do most things pretty easily with a rocket stove and cast iron. You won’t be making toffee, but you will be able to cover any pan temperature range from 250 to 500 F.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI’ve done it plenty before. The biggest issue is needing to be outdoors
I will cook everything over an open fire before allowing any appliance with an operating system to tarnish my sight.
Smart fire alarms that go off if they detect a particulate emitted from anything that isn’t emitted by a whitelisted IOT home appliance or approved emmiter
You have to fart into the smart reader so it can calibrate your bumprint, otherwise it gets set off every time you toot
Cooking over an open fire isn’t all that bad, actually, you can do most things pretty easily with a rocket stove and cast iron.
You won’t be making toffee, but you will be able to cover any pan temperature range from 250 to 500 F.
I’ve done it plenty before. The biggest issue is needing to be outdoors