I would put George Lucas in a headlock and shave his beard. Id beat the crap out of Peter Jackson while saying i love his earlier stuff and would appreciate it of he would think smaller once in a while. Kicking Quentin Tarantino and pointing out the irony ro him. Elbow dropping Spielberg.
I would love to grab D. W. Griffith by the legs and spin him around until he agrees to make my movie “Kill Every Klansman”