Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoGotteemlemmy.worldimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1825arrow-down119
arrow-up1806arrow-down1imageGotteemlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 day agoMy tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?
minus-squareskankhunt42@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·1 day agoMy asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
minus-squareEarthman_Jim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoThis is assault. You’re assaulting me.
minus-squareskankhunt42@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·8 hours agoIt’s like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.
My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?
My asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
This is assault. You’re assaulting me.
It’s like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.