In the event of an imminent nuclear apocalypse, we suspect that many people who have access to private jets will immediately take to the skies and escape city centers. This site tracks this indicator in realtime. The current emergency level is reported on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being an indicator of a likely imminent apocalypse.


Good luck flying jets while nukes are going off, it’s a surefire way to die. Actually, please do. If you own. A private jew, and Armageddon is upon us, please take off in your jet.
It’s extremely frowned upon to own those privately.
It hasn’t been legal to privately own jews for quite a while now.
Freudian slip?