My damn cat and I had a petting/biscuits standoff today where she kept digging biscuits into my boob and I kept petting her and she refused to stop until I stopped petting her. I won that standoff: I kept petting her until after she got bored and decided to take a nap, but I swear I’ve got like 20 minutes of claw marks in that boob I’m gonna have to get a new one.