• mausoleum@lemmy.world
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      6 minutes ago

      Ooof good one

      Now you’ve done it

      Now I’m really embarrassed by my behavior

      Wouldn’t it be funny if I was collecting all of these for an anthropological survey about performative outrage in public discourse?

      Nah, that would be cringe too.

      Not like you, who is never cringe

      And always touches grass

      And is probably getting their dick sucked this very moment while they flex into a mirror and give themselves the little finger gun gesture like “yeeahh, that’s right I’m the man, baby

      Right?

      Or…