• ramble81@lemmy.zip
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    Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.

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      [Intro]
      Oompa loompa doompety doo.
      I’ve got a story of caution for you.
      Oompa loompa doompety dee.
      About a man spreading hatred with glee.
      [Verse]
      What do you get when you are spreading lies?
      You say guns don’t kill, but we ve got eyes.
      It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
      You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
      [Outro]
      Oompa loompa doompety da.
      You harvest hate if that’s what you sow.
      Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
      Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do Doompety do.

      This was created with non artificial stupidity

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      Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you’re wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt

      That’s the best I’ve got so far, but it doesn’t flow with the rhythm

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      I figured it out

      Oompah loompah, doopity doo,
      Someones got a bullet for you.
      Oompah loompah, doopity dirt,
      Get ready for your neck to squirt.
      What would you do if you were a right wing chode?
      Get killed by a fan giving you a load

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        What are you at when you’re arguing crap? Soon you will take a big. Dirt. Nap. Sleeping six feet u-under.