Times I have had a good conversation with people: countless
Times my life has been saved by a doctor: 4
Times my life has been saved by a dog: 0
Conclusion: Dogs are not better than people. Next time your house catches on fire try calling a golden retriever instead of the fire department and let me know how that works out.
Going to have to call bullshit.
Times I have stepped in human shit: 0
Times I have stepped in dog shit: 100+
Times I have had a good conservation with dog: 0
Times I have had a good conversation with people: countless
Times my life has been saved by a doctor: 4
Times my life has been saved by a dog: 0
Conclusion: Dogs are not better than people. Next time your house catches on fire try calling a golden retriever instead of the fire department and let me know how that works out.
Dogs are great, but people have thumbs