Going to have to call bullshit.
Times I have stepped in human shit: 0
Times I have stepped in dog shit: 100+
Times I have had a good conservation with dog: 0
Times I have had a good conversation with people: countless
Times my life has been saved by a doctor: 4
Times my life has been saved by a dog: 0
Conclusion: Dogs are not better than people. Next time your house catches on fire try calling a golden retriever instead of the fire department and let me know how that works out.
Dogs are great, but people have thumbs
A Really Big Dog Just Out Of Frame
We are not good enough for dogs. There is a video of Neil Degrasse Tyson where he explained why dogs are so great companions and its so moving
Man all my pets are about the same age. Two cats and two dogs. My dogs are getting grey hair on their faces. My cat that I’ve had since a kitten is doing well but sometimes I cry thinking about her dying.
This is sad af, man…
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Wow dude. Cosmic bring down
My kitties are only 4 and I cry if I think about them dying. Good thing it’s never going to happen and they’re going to live forever.
This isn’t shit, you’re shit!
~Muhfuckin shitpost my ass…~
I don’t come here to has sad.
Respect
