The wind easily blew my hat off the other day…that’s when I realized I bought it more than 15 years ago and it’s probably time to update old faithful.
As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.
As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.
Damn.
I was about to make a joke about a dumb novelty hat I wore my senior year of college… then realized I wore it so much that if I did so, there’d be a non-zero chance I might accidentally dox myself lol
I’m sure they were mass produced, but Murphy’s Law is a cruel mistress haha
Imma hillychopter
Either Jake the dog or things alien/cryptid conspiracists say (I KNOW WHAT I SAW)
Haha, I’m glad I’m not like that…
remembers the blue hat I wear every day
Ah, crap.
Same exact reaction.
“At least I don’t wear a hat.”
Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.
“Fuck.”
I try to pull off a hat and end up like this:
How euphoric (do people still make that joke?)
Probably, I recently saw someone make that joke on social media.
My hat that says ‘SLUDGE’ in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.
I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat
I started shaving my head at 23. Hats make my head sweaty and they’re uncomfortable. Also the confidence to not wear a hat makes you stand out for a certain kind of woman.
I wear a hat because I don’t like a sunburned scalp
Texas: Y’all ain’t gotta wait ‘till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin’ and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!
And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn’t really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.
I’m going bald and still wont wear a hat unless I’m out in the sun. Been thinking of getting a fedora just to laugh at its current status among the simple minded.
My hat has a little version of itself for a logo
What about a hat hat hat?
Holy shit, it’s my hat’s grandhat
Monkey sees, monkey wants. I’m in desperate need of a personality. Is this hat real?
Great, now I’m a dad, apparently. Thank you!
Not a hat per se but I do now have like 2 dozen different bandanas…
