My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
When I was younger I typically only shat about once a week, naturally (as in, without medical/medicine causes)
Every shit was a lincoln worthy log that i could have probably built a cabin with.
I miss those days.
I hate shitting 2-3 times a day now.
Do it on company time, and I will be calling it filling out paperwork.
until the company installs those insane slanted toilets that make it impossible to shit.
Then you use your bosses desk. Bonus points if you stick an ice cream cone in it.