Why are some people old in heaven? I’d want to have a 23yo body forever, thank you very much.
And why are some people children in heaven? Does this mean they’ll never develop and get to know what it is like to be mature?
It’s almost like this whole Heaven concept hasn’t been thought out very far.
Just another school shotin’ for jesus!
Iranian mommies and daddies when the war with US starts:
Or Palestinian ones on a Tuesday
Jehovah’s witness fan art makes for such great memes.
I received a flyer for “Let’s celebrate Jesus’ death” this April. Terrible choice of words
So, what happens if you’ve survived a spouse and remarried? Do you have to choose who you want to spend eternity with?
What about adopted and surrogate kids: do they have to hang out with their biological parents now?
Heaven is such a ridiculous concept.
It’s always funny when they depict adults being reunited with their children. How come those adults aren’t depicted as children being reunited with THEIR parents… and recursively so on and so on.
Yes, you have to choose which eternity you want, though it doesn’t necessarily have to be with either spouse.
Source: this documentary
Eternity? Marriage is only “til death do us part!”
What if you bought your wife an eternity ring?
It’s not like it came with her!
There’s an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you’re going to hell now. Its how we know you’re not one of the elect
That’s partly why I don’t believe in the existence of heaven or hell
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What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They’ll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn’t make it :(
I love this reflection. It kind of shines a spotlight on the fallibility of mainstream religions under rational thought. Could there be something after death? Sure. But the stories people are peddled arent based on any truth, it’s just telling people what they want to hear to get them to join the club.
There’s a people heaven, and a dog heaven, and a monkey heaven, a bird heaven, etc. Like, what? There’s an estimated 8.7 million species on earth, you think there’s a heaven for each of them? When evolution spins off something new or species cross breed, like a liger from a lion and tiger, does a new heaven just pop into existence?
Mainstream depictions of heaven are bunk.
Or what if the apes did go to heaven? All of them? From all time. That’s a lot of apes for the early humans to deal with.
And it means that in the end we’ll all have to face Harambe.
If you believe evolution is real, you’ll obviously never go to heaven, so you’ll never find out.
I don’t think God discriminates against monkeys
I thought only humans went to heaven. It’s a real can of worms otherwise. Do worms go to heaven? Mosquitos? Bacteria? Viruses?
I hope in a separate heaven then. Or hell? Is a mosquito automatically evil, just because they do evil things (like sucking blood) and literally nobody likes them, not even their predators?
not the mosquito’s fault, is it?
Child mortality was high back then, eh?
Edit: just saw the Anakin after.
Can you explain the Anakin joke, then?
It’s exactly as it sounds. Anakin in Star Wars ended up going nuts and slaughtered an entire class of children training to be Jedi.
Wow. Uh… I don’t know what I expected.
No, but i guess it has another meaning than what i initially thought.
Why are they in a fucking cemetery?! What the fuck is going on up there?
Sometimes you just need to be able to kill a mf in heaven.
And that happens a lot.
So cemetery.
Nietze was wrong, God is undead.
I’m more concerned about the tombstones shown in the panting in heaven. like what happened to THOSE people? are they Super Dead?
If I don’t want afterlife I can just stay dead??
Maybe they ask you to accept terms at the beginning & if you refuse they just let you have your peace, one life was enough.
From Wikipedia:
Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that a “little flock” of 144,000 selected humans go to heaven, but that God will resurrect the majority (the “other sheep”) to a cleansed earth after Armageddon.
I feel like the presence of the headstones and the children more points to the latter belief, that God will resurrect the dead after Armageddon or whatever.
Like, God has resurrected your kid’s dead grandpa, straight out of the grave, and now you’re forced to deal with your shitty father-in-law for eternity
They are dildos, for the giants.
If I’m not mistaken, Buddhism had a being that was the ghost of a ghost. Yes, ghosts could die. Probably that’s the case.
This picture is from a Jehovah’s Witness publication. This isn’t a depiction of heaven, but rather a future paradise earth. And the picture depicts various people being redirected back to life.
I saw this picture and it immediately gave me flashbacks to JW flyers
Shit, I’ve see this painting in person multiple times. I think it’s in one of the Manhattan museums. And I never asked any of this.
Those are for the living, waiting to rise up.
Statistically, if there’s an afterlife, there’s billions of babies and fetuses in it.
If there’s an afterlife and we’re counting the unborn, then it’s swimming in an endless sea of sperm
an endless sea of sperm
Also if heaven(s?) are tailored to individual’s liking.
American needed another distraction for their pedo kings
Good. Good.
jedis arnt human though, so they dont have a christian equivalent heaven. maybe there is a force version of heaven.
So the entirety of the force ghost thing didnt happen, yeah?
You get recycled, that’s what
