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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists

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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    It’s like his goal is to get as many people sick from as many things as possible. No vaccines, red meat heavy diet and suntanning beds. What’s next cigarettes for kids?

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      What’s next cigarettes for kids?

      To build up their lung callus, for when they’ll get work in the coal mines.

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        or to build up that leather face, must have alot of intense sun light especially if you are fair skinned.

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      his goal is to make people look like him, his skin all leathery from UV damage, or pleathery.

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        Pinnacles of beauty, masculinity, health, and heterosexuality.

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        He wants everyone to look like nurgle cultist.

        " Think about about, they are the healthiest, most resilient, happiest parasite and plague carriers. Whats not to love being one. " - RFK brain worm

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          i forgot they were doing homoerotic exercises in the SAUNA.

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      What’s next cigarettes for kids?

      Nope, just flavored vapes

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