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miz [any, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 24 hours ago

why is it only truck nuts, why not truck dick and balls. why is there not a glans floppily bouncing off the asphalt as they accelerate onto the highway

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why is it only truck nuts, why not truck dick and balls. why is there not a glans floppily bouncing off the asphalt as they accelerate onto the highway

miz [any, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 24 hours ago
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  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    actually you’d probably make money on the truck nuts rolling coal dipshit crowd if you made it some kinda probably-illegal road-striker that sends up sparks when the tip hits the asphalt

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      This is the idea, right, we do this and the truck leaks out gasoline so it ignites it and it looks like the penis is pissing fire. We’re gonna be so rich.

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