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miz [any, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 24 hours ago

why is it only truck nuts, why not truck dick and balls. why is there not a glans floppily bouncing off the asphalt as they accelerate onto the highway

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why is it only truck nuts, why not truck dick and balls. why is there not a glans floppily bouncing off the asphalt as they accelerate onto the highway

miz [any, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 24 hours ago
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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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    This is because trucks have vaginas. It’s a vagina + nut combo

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Chevrolabia kelly

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      deleted by creator

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    23 hours ago

    The truck is the dick.

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      22 hours ago

      The truck driver is the dick.

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    actually you’d probably make money on the truck nuts rolling coal dipshit crowd if you made it some kinda probably-illegal road-striker that sends up sparks when the tip hits the asphalt

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      This is the idea, right, we do this and the truck leaks out gasoline so it ignites it and it looks like the penis is pissing fire. We’re gonna be so rich.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    20 hours ago

    I saw some wire truck nuts and now I have the urge to print some…

    A pair of comically big Wire Nuts with a red and black cable hang from a trailer hitch, imitating the infamous 'truck nuts'

    • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      Are there any purchases or resources for these pre-boomer-facing uses pedigree?

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Balls are funny

    Dicks are gay

    I didn’t invent the rules, I am forced by society to obey them

    • BonsaiBoo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      So licking your best friends balls is just funny, got it

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        22 hours ago

        Yup, i’m already laughing!

        hahahahahahahahahahahaha hyperflush

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    Bc that’s gay

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    19 hours ago

    Truck butts

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    incredible new developments in the truck genitals industry

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Way ahead of you, I’m strapping my real doll to the grill of my car like a pirate ship’s mermaid.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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