The discerning palette of the residents of Jhelum (Jhelumites?) can be witnessed flocking to the respected Canadian Establishment.
I have no idea how to make this joke seem less like an advert while still being funny
EDIT : They even have a “Hardees”! Pakistan is poppin off these days, they have an excellent Tekken scene and all these north american franchise locations.
EDIT2 : Come on down to Pakistan! It’s all hip happenin’ here!
Gross, so they have to suffer the worst Canada has to offer.
Ok wait, Tim shortens can’t be worse than Justin Bieber, can it?
You would know, you are very explicitly Canadian