Only humans would decide that the way to honour a dead creature is by desecrating more of its corpse.
If you don’t like crust it’s not your fault. You probably just have bad pizza.
Yeah, I love crust on good pizza - but if its just stale cardboard…no thanks.
That pizza wheel arrow. :D
Wording? “Don’t just leave the crust” implies that not only should you leave the crust, but leave other parts of the pizzanimal too.
And I’m sure that’s the opposite of what they meant.
Last pane should say something like:
Waste nothing. Use every part of the Pizzanimal. Including the crust.
“Don’t just leave the crust”
It could have been phrased clearer.
With selective breeding its possible to achieve cheese, sauce and even hotdog stuffed crusts. The conditions are barbaric though.
As if the crust wasn’t delicious
I agree, with the exception that on shittier pizza and sometimes reheated pizza it’s not.
Take a bit of crust and cheese part at the same time.
Sometimes I just eat the toppings offa couple of whole slices and leave all the bread WHAT NOW BITCH?!
The Anti-scavenger.
You’d better call me or any other local scavengers to come finish the natural course of things.
