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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

www.wral.com

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Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

www.wral.com

stumu415@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's UFC fight.
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    I wonder how Fox Mews is going to spin it when the orange pedo starts drooling over the UFC fighters and starts telling them how sexy and gorgeous they are…

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      I’m expecting them to give him a title belt they just invented.

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      I’m pretty sure you need to be over 18 to qualify for ufc…

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        well he almost licked that other ufc fighter he saw the other week … maybe a 20 something is now young enough to feel like pedophilia for him

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lEM2dGpbD0

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          Umm yeah…things I didn’t need to see for 500 Alex, material right there

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            sorry

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      Nah but he will go on at length about how big a man he is and everybody says he should have had a career as a great fighter more and more. Bigly.

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