Talk about the meat industry. Suppressing government health recommendations for decades.

“Uncovered” is ridiculous. “Tripped over”, i’d click on.

Yes

Go vegan.

€1.5 million, please.

Besmirch not the One True Star Wars film with the wastrel’s plot-holes of the lesser unworthies!

Midichlorians - are right out.

Ooohhh you messed up, obviously.

where he allegedly used the restaurant’s register to ring up roughly 800 orders of macaroni and cheese trays and then issue refunds to his personal credit cards.

Jail is full of people who stuck a gun in someone’s face and posted it to facebook. Seriously, it’s mind-boggling how often people get crazy-ass long fascist jail time because they texted “yeah i did it” to somebody.

People. Don’t do it. If you gotta do crime, start an AI company.

I don’t suppose there’s a readable version? Ok if not.

Why *does* the moon *appear* in so many colors?

That’s how they getcha.

“Are we still talking about Iran???”

We let capitalism in?

I haven’t heard this before and yet it makes complete sense.

“Now this is Mr. Germany. He owes us big because our famous bigly warfighters protect him, so he’ll be ready to take any deal”

Well putin’s puppet won’t do that, then.

*sigh* This would 100% work.

Wait til you hear about the politics.

. . . Another win for the mighty ThinkPad then.

“Leader”? No.

That’s the politically correct version. Back in the day they just called it BOGU.

Bend Over Grease Up.

Yeah. Classic microsoft.

“Be evil.”