Disaster Chief is like Captain Obvious

He ded

Imagine having the power to keep him out of office and throwing it away because politics is complicated and flawed.

Definitely dementia.

Very cool.

Now someone please tell my entire extended circle of friends and family how to reset their password. (Fair warning, you’ll probably have to explain that yes, they have a password, first.)

Good point. Back to the drawing board.

*sighs, wearily reaches for megaphone*

. . . HE’S DEMENTED

Or you can have one of the other eight candidates.

womp womp

Oh thank goodness, i was concerned he couldn’t look any more ridiculous.

Cambridge Analytica never left

You mean the glorious struggle?

So 7 of the 10 are training, 1 is the cameras and the other 2 are just saying follow the law so great demands.

Apology accepted

Which as you pointed out earlier is also due to the bill they voted through so not really helping case.

The funding bill specified none of that, nor would it. (Although, yeah it should have. Crushing norms like trump does means a ridiculous escalation in bureaucracy unless we want to leave it open like that.)

Again not at all relevant with newsom who isn’t running in the midterms. If anything hes the one hurting the cause as he is terrible and keeps being in the public eye as the current top dem in the wings

Yeah. Wait, what cause?

That sounds about right, actually. Will anyone punish the corrupt nazis in office though?

https://archive.ph/Zyhtr

https://dailyfreepress.com/11/23/23/216735/not-endorsing-chi-osse-is-a-worrying-sign-for-the-zohran-mayoralty-and-anti-blackness-within-the-ny-dsa-the-dissenting-opinion/

• doesn’t know who Newsom is other than his meming

I can read. So. Good one.

• claims to like AOC but worries she cant win because she’s a woman

Has that not occurred to you? Here. You should probably realize that other people are involved in deciding your country’s future. Take your time.

• complains that everyone else is just being cynically picky for taking issue with candidates actual policy positions

Cynically picky? Ha! What bullshit.

• claims the title of liberal for “”““progressives””“”

What

🥸

Glad you love the status quo! Because you’re going to get more of it then.

If you actually think [Democratic Representative] is a fascist, then you’re an idiot. Do they make bad decisions? Sometimes! Are they supporting capitalism? Usually! Is it better than republican actual-no-shit-irl fascism? YES. 10,000%. But if you’re stuck so far up your own ism that you can’t be arsed to defeat republicans, and there’s not another party for 3000 miles then - settle in. You’ll get more of this.

Which is what we told you 18 months ago and you shit on it then too. And the ensuing carnage hasn’t changed your mind at all.

And yet they still support him.

Cult.

Cult

No. Although it doesn’t seem to match the JFK-era witness killings.