Simple - we ask which side of a door they’d like to be on. Anyone who answers is obviously not a cat.

Sounds like a you problem, h00min.

Probably coincidence!

Inevitable. Zero precautions. Idiocy.

Bloodshot

Extraterrestrial, b#&hes!

As if the 4GB was the problem.

Another teacher mentioned in the documents is Viktor Netyksho, a western-sanctioned major general who commanded Unit 26165 – a hacking group known as Fancy Bear – whose officers were indicted by the US Department of Justice for interfering in the 2016 presidential election.

B-b-b-bad

The proposal raises immediate questions about financing. GameStop’s market value is only a fraction of the roughly $56 billion implied deal size, and while the company has lined up a $20 billion financing letter from TD Bank, the funding gap remains substantial.

Cohen offered limited clarity on the structure during what at times was a combative and awkward interview, repeatedly directing viewers to the company’s website for details. 

“We are offering half cash, half stock, and we have the ability to issue stock in order to get the deal done. But the full details of the offer are on our website,” Cohen said. “We will see what happens.”

The black leather jacket is not helping

Beyoo’iful Voidage!

Oh well that’s fine then.

The death of the music industry was, in some ways, a lot like the death of reverse-fox-news.

Now it’s just fox news.

Simple - the Lemmy Cat of the Month is the cat whose post last month had the most updoots.

. . . ooOOOOOoohhhhhhhhhh!!

He’s pondering the CATegorical imperative.

Heh heh. See, cause . . . he’s a cat, so . . Heh. It’s, . . . he’s . .

Oh, fine. Maybe he just Kant.

heh.

It’s like they suddenly realized that “data center leased to Oracle” but financed by them and owned by a no-name company with no assets and considerable liabilities is a bad idea.

I would be shocked to discover that that’s not exactly, literally, what happened.

These are the too-big-to-fails, right? So they must be destroyed then.

How odd

Local sheriff’s office deputies say they arrested John Andrew Spillman, 33, on Sunday after he was found naked while off duty on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree by Hilton hotel Miami airport & convention center, according to a sworn law enforcement statement reviewed by the Guardian.

The Secret Service’s best-known responsibility is protecting the US president. And earlier that day, Spillman had been part of an external screening security detail at the 2025 PGA Cadillac Championship, which Donald Trump attended.

According to the police statement outlining the circumstances of his arrest at the hotel, Miami-Dade county sheriff’s office deputies found Spillman “masturbating at the end of the hallway”. A woman allegedly came out of a nearby room after Spillman’s arrest and told police he had followed her from the hotel lobby to the sixth floor.

Someone run over and get c/NominativeDeterminism