Yeah that almost never happens. Besides they’re covered by the comprehensive protection of CrowdStrike. And Microsoft.

Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you

Of course known maintenance windows are the perfect time for the ol’ cyberattackeroo.

Everyone who remembers the interwebs before these fancy-pants “down detectors” gets a free day. Enjoy! Have an ice cream!

State actors: Let’s take down . . Ohhh . . Howabout cloudflare today.

So vendors are gouging people and you blame the manufacturer? That is funny. $15 would buy you a 12 pack of tall boys and you’d get change back. Ffs

Who tf thinks to bring water to a concert tho.

Well, you. Now. For one.

Uh, sure.

i assumed that was intentional

the water beverage company Liquid Death has a flavor called “Dead Billionaire”. There are lots of flavors available on amazon but for some reason that’s not one of them.

First sentence:

Samsung has been accused of shipping budget Galaxy A and M series smartphones with pre-installed spyware that users can’t easily remove.

So unremovable in the sense that it can be removed.

Well, only one of him did.

You’re foolin’ yourself!

Jfc i appreciate we don’t want to just go all sociopath on these people but wtaf.

At least the billionaire-owned corporate news sewers will call it what it is.

/Padme

This is the result of ubiquitous propaganda.

It’s that simple. Corporate news sewers only swish it around, they never stop it.

*liberal term police siren in distance*

Crap. Let’s go.

All of it?

Opiates are the drugs of the bodies of the people of the country in the world today.

No, man. Ignorant hicks are everywhere. Not just Alabama.

Hey if we have to lie to get what we want then that’s what we’ll do!

-more or less verbatim

I heard King George III was all b-b-b-b-b-b and beebe beepabeep, but they didn’t put him in front of a microphone every day.