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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/65048678
Let’s burn everything down
Where did Congress approve the funds for this?
"Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Carl’s Jr.: Fuck you! I’m eating."
Max circuses, minimum bread
Wow. Just, fucking hell.
This is exactly what your founding fathers wanted for the country’s future when they caused that huge ruckus 250 years ago!! Yeah, they deffo wanted a bunch of roided up buffoons punching each other to distract from narcissistic mushy brained idiots decades of child rape. Well done, well fucking done.
the confederacy finally won all 3 branches. of course this is happening
President Camacho delivers again. Can’t wait for Brawndo taps around the place.
That’s deeply unfair to the actual President Camacho, tbh.
He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn’t go far.
Yeah everyone knows Idiocracy was the better timeline. They were stupid but they weren’t hateful or mean and appreciated intelligence in the end.
The us government is the circus now, with a clown as the ringleader
And one day you grow up and realize you’ve watched your last ufc fight.
Sorry to break it to you: this is what it’s been the whole time.

This timeline sucks, I want off
What the actual fuck
Final fighter gets a chance to steal the title from Beef Supreme.
Man, these AI images are ridiculous. Wait, what!?! That’s real!!!
Hopefully this is a Celebrity Deathmatch between Sleepy Joe and Pedo Don.
And here comes Bernie Sanders with the steel chair!!!











