Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
“I’ll have the Captain Picard tonight!”
“Look lively there, Ensign! Being first at any cost is not always the point! What we leave behind is not as important as how we’ve lived! If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we really are! There are four lights! Maximum warp! Live now! Make now always the most precious time! Now will never come again! Lay in a course! Make it so!”