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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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    If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my “do not watch” list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn’t do shit.

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      Who’s shelley?

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige

        Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!

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          Wtf

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            WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

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              Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

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                Or the guy that suicided himself in his apartment in London, thankfully he was considerate enough to wipe his phone and lock himself in a suitcase in the bathtub after though.

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              Glad you survived that.

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              Maybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.

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          Boom boom

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        I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.

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          Oh, yeah, she’sdead

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      fucking elizabeth moss

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        I’ve always thought how ridiculously on the nose it was for her to star in a TV show where she was breaking out of a religious cult…and that she was in one IRL. Especially that her IRL cult has been linked to murders, silencing witnesses, and a miriad of other illegal acts. She just swapped roles apparently.

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        Fucking hell, for real?

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          eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it’s all her fault

      • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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        Damnit. I’m surprised I didn’t know.

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        That explains why she’s in so many things.

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