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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

What is your absolute favorite joke?

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What is your absolute favorite joke?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Could be a one liner or a long drawn out thing I don’t care. I like all kinds of comedy.

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Have you ever noticed how all the vampire lore is based around Europe, but never in Africa?

It’s because they bless the rains down in Africa.
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  I don’t see it. Bloodless raign? How am I suppose to misshear it?
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    Blessed water aka holy water is very bad for vampires.
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      Noted. Thank you.

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