Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 23 days agoWhat is your absolute favorite joke?message-squaremessage-square158fedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1125arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your absolute favorite joke?Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square158fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareK-Money@lemmy.kmoneyserver.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·22 days agoQ: How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? A: One will see you later, and the other in a while.
minus-squarekionay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·22 days agoQ: What’s the difference between a hippo, and a zippo? A: One’s real heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.
minus-squareKrudler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·22 days agoWhat do you get if you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant? 'ellephino
Q: How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One will see you later, and the other in a while.
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo, and a zippo?
A: One’s real heavy, and the other’s a little lighter.
What do you get if you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?
'ellephino