THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
THIS INSULT TO MY CATHOOD CANNOT STAND
I BET YOU’RE A DOG YOURSELF
OR WORSE
A COCKER SPANIEL
Big fan here. Send Carl my regards!
I ALWAYS TELL CARL HOW MANY FANS HE HAS, BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TOO BUSY IN THE BATHROOM OR HIS SAPPER’S TABLE.
IT’S WEIRD. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DIRECTLY FROM ONE TO THE OTHER.
I THINK HE HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS.
A Peniser Widthiel
OMG you are a fashion icon. Love love love what you did with Carl’s bitch of a wife. How dare she talk to you like that anyway.
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TOO KIND
Book 8
THAT SNAKE BITCH HAD IT COMING. I WISH IT WAS MORE THAN A VERBAL BEAT-DOWN BUT I WAS OUTSIDE OF THE ENHANCEMENT ZONE.
ALSO ALL THAT UNAUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE WAS OBSCENE. I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY KEEP USING PICTURES OF MY BUTT LIKE THAT. MONGO IS APPALLED.
(Please mark spoilers thank you 💜)
Uh?
“Big dog” is a colloquialism for “lad”, “cool dude”, “homie”, so on. Probably related to “what’s up, dawg”, too.
