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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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I'm going to the brocery store. You want me to pick you up some broceries?

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I'm going to the brocery store. You want me to pick you up some broceries?

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  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Could I have a 2-liter brottle of Broca-Brola?

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    will you pick me up a

    uhhhhh

    dictatorship of the broletariat?

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      They were all out but I flexed at them until they gave me a slice we can share if you want

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        hell yeah browl

  • Seasonal_Peace [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You know what never can exist? A bro friendly straw, I dont drink out of a straws brother. Thats broblematic.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      What if the straw has biceps?

      • OgdenTO [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        You mean broceps?

        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          That’s what I said

  • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    one loaf of this please

    and one of these

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    can’t wait to have a bronut in my mouth

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      panting

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Dude wipes and a strawbiwi-frangiappani flavoured vape please

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Broki dokie 👍

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        12 hours ago

        Much abbrociated

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    hey bro. i’m gonna need some brotatoes to make some brotatoes o’broien for bronch later this Satbroday, bro. can you get me some brotatoes and some uhhhh… broatmeal, bro?

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    is it misgendering you to call you bro to commit to the bit?

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      You got it!

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      I don’t mind because I consider bro to be gender neutral. The bro is in our hearts.

  • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah, pick me up a brochachino while you’re out please 🙏

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      It’s flexing as we speak

      • hexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Hell yeah cool-bean

  • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    Pick me up some carbon fibre print “no issues” tissues for manly men bro.

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      You got it, brosette arm-Lowl-pissedarm-R

      • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        Brotherhood’s gains are so sick it can flex on gender divides. That’s gnarly brosef.

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I actually like No Issue Tissues. Am I a bro scared

      • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        There’s nothing more brawsome than working out your hygiene brosem. You can’t hit the gym if you’re sick.

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          I bro my nose a lot so it’s good to have hybroallergenic tissues made from bramboo and other comparatively sustainable braterials

          • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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            I don’t want to cramp your style bro, but I know that making clothing from bamboo involves some pretty intense chemistry and that the waste isn’t kept in a closed system. I don’t know of paper has the same issues, like whether it’s in making a polymer fibre that they go nuts or digesting those sick arse culms

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              :yea: bro the green washing is unreal. Thank you for the info. i just want something to wipe my bro-ogers on so I’ll go back to using a hankie.

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                Like I said, paper might be friendly idk. But hankies are effective either way.

                You can put lavender oil on them and RP a Victorian Lord among the peasants.

  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    Tren

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah, can you get me some bro-ad beanis?

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yeah bro they got all the beanis

      Bro-ad beanis, bro-tter beanis, bro-ack beanis, bro-into beanis…

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Grab me some bean bro-urgers

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m trying to find the one with the best buns

  • TrueStalinistPatriot [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    I need some potassium nitrate 98% sulphuric acid (or just nitric acid) and glycerin you can also get a separator funnel and a condenser for no reason at all you can also buy me plane tickets to Washington DC for totally unrelated reasons

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Ok bro but I can only deliver that to you in Minecraft

  • grandepequeno [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Since you’re going with your friend and can carry more can I ask for a lot of broceries?

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Sure bro I gotchu. More broceries just means more gains.

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