Could I have a 2-liter brottle of Broca-Brola?
will you pick me up a
uhhhhh
dictatorship of the broletariat?
They were all out but I flexed at them until they gave me a slice we can share if you want
hell yeah browl
You know what never can exist? A bro friendly straw, I dont drink out of a straws brother. Thats broblematic.
What if the straw has biceps?
You mean broceps?
That’s what I said
one loaf of this please
and one of these
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can’t wait to have a bronut in my mouth
Dude wipes and a strawbiwi-frangiappani flavoured vape please
Broki dokie 👍
Much abbrociated
hey bro. i’m gonna need some brotatoes to make some brotatoes o’broien for bronch later this Satbroday, bro. can you get me some brotatoes and some uhhhh… broatmeal, bro?
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is it misgendering you to call you bro to commit to the bit?
You got it!
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I don’t mind because I consider bro to be gender neutral. The bro is in our hearts.
Yeah, pick me up a brochachino while you’re out please 🙏
It’s flexing as we speak
Hell yeah
Pick me up some carbon fibre print “no issues” tissues for manly men bro.
You got it, brosette
Brotherhood’s gains are so sick it can flex on gender divides. That’s gnarly brosef.
I actually like No Issue Tissues. Am I a bro
There’s nothing more brawsome than working out your hygiene brosem. You can’t hit the gym if you’re sick.
I bro my nose a lot so it’s good to have hybroallergenic tissues made from bramboo and other comparatively sustainable braterials
I don’t want to cramp your style bro, but I know that making clothing from bamboo involves some pretty intense chemistry and that the waste isn’t kept in a closed system. I don’t know of paper has the same issues, like whether it’s in making a polymer fibre that they go nuts or digesting those sick arse culms
:yea: bro the green washing is unreal. Thank you for the info. i just want something to wipe my bro-ogers on so I’ll go back to using a hankie.
Like I said, paper might be friendly idk. But hankies are effective either way.
You can put lavender oil on them and RP a Victorian Lord among the peasants.
Tren
Yeah, can you get me some bro-ad beanis?
Yeah bro they got all the beanis
Bro-ad beanis, bro-tter beanis, bro-ack beanis, bro-into beanis…
Grab me some bean bro-urgers
I’m trying to find the one with the best buns
I need some potassium nitrate 98% sulphuric acid (or just nitric acid) and glycerin you can also get a separator funnel and a condenser for no reason at all you can also buy me plane tickets to Washington DC for totally unrelated reasons
Ok bro but I can only deliver that to you in Minecraft
Since you’re going with your friend and can carry more can I ask for a lot of broceries?
Sure bro I gotchu. More broceries just means more gains.