• pech@lemmy.world
    19·
    11 days ago

    🎶 “the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I take smoking hot nudes on company time” 🎶

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
      15·
      11 days ago

      🎶 “Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickle - that’s why I sit here and play with my pickle!” 🎶

      • pech@lemmy.world
        4·
        11 days ago

        Is it technically wage theft if the wages you’re “stealing” are your own? 🤔🤔 The Luigi in me says “no” lol

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOP
          2·
          11 days ago

          Yeah, I think technically it’s just employee theft, but I’m a little bit unclear on the distinction between that and embezzlement…

          • pech@lemmy.world
            3·
            11 days ago

            I’m choosing blind optimism and going to imagine it’s like Robinhood, but taking beautiful pictures instead of outputting labor. It makes better sense in my head lol