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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond

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What's your favourite type of nut butter? Mine is almond

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • X@piefed.world
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    I showed the manager my nuts, they said it was impossible. So I put ‘em back on the bolts and left. Screw those guys.

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    The customer is always right…

  • EonNShadow@pawb.social
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    Cashew

    Closest in flavor to peanut butter but no risk of accidentally committing “kiss of death” on my SO

    Only problem is that it’s sometimes hard to find

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    Probably Deez

  • breezeblock@lemmy.ca
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    We’re not doing “phrasing” anymore?

  • Misty@lemy.lol
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    Hmmm

  • wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I already make my own.

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    Tie between pistachio and hazelnut.

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      ties up Jake Farm to the bed

      …what? Did I misunderstand the assignment?

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        looks to left and right seeing a single pistachio and a single hazelnut

        Technically correct which they say is the best kind of correct.

  • mvilain@fedia.io
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    Does Nutella count?

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      According to this kid, yes.

      And I counter with biscoff cookie butter.

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