This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
Probably in bad taste…but that give new meaning to Watch For Slow Kids.
When basic biology is labeled NSFW…
Well do you want to be the guy at work reading about sperm?
The NSFW doesn’t help when the title also has the word sperm in it
Americans be like:
Not this American.
we don’t get PPE or healthcare, so biology is scary
Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
If only that NSFW label would have stopped them from reading it
Even faster if you’re doing it in a plane
Well the planet already moves around 1,300,000 mph through the universe
Someone used a speed gun while jerking it to figure that out
I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can’t find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it’s possibly my memory is foggy lol.
Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? “Go back, go back! It’s a blow job!”
Humm I’m not sure, I thought it was a bit about condoms or something, haha.
Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol
