Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoTIL A 2018 study of 2,304 women, reported that once genital stimulation began, women reached orgasm in an average of 14 minutes during Partnered Sexlockwww.issm.infoexternal-linkmessage-square108fedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down114
arrow-up1196arrow-down1external-linkTIL A 2018 study of 2,304 women, reported that once genital stimulation began, women reached orgasm in an average of 14 minutes during Partnered Sexlockwww.issm.infoDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square108fedilink
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down1·3 days agoHow to prepare a frozen pizza for two: Place pizza in oven➡️sexy time➡️orgasm➡️pizza is ready➡️enjoy!
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 days agoYou may have to adjust those times if you have a convection oven. If I let my oven get to 425, it cooks a pizza in less than 10 minutes.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 days ago14min is the average, so perhaps the secret to a successful relationship is finding a partner who you can climax with in the time it takes to bake your favorite pizza.
minus-squareevidences@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoI gotta remember to add this to my dating profiles.
minus-squareDicska@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoYou gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.
minus-squareParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoJesus if my oven got to 425 it would cook pizza in seconds
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoJust so we’re clear, I’m using Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
minus-squareColonel_Panic_@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoInstructions unclear, burned our genitals.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoLook man. We’re gonna follow the directions, and we’re cooking a Tombstone. Not no damned tostinos.
minus-squareglitch1985@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoIt’s a good practice to pee right after sex. Bonus points if you wash your hands as well since you’re about to eat pizza
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoConsidering where your mouths might have just been, I feel like a little tinkle sprinkle on the fingers is the least concern.
minus-squareYoureHotCupCake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI literally just did this last night lol it was a great time.
How to prepare a frozen pizza for two:
Place pizza in oven➡️sexy time➡️orgasm➡️pizza is ready➡️enjoy!
You may have to adjust those times if you have a convection oven.
If I let my oven get to 425, it cooks a pizza in less than 10 minutes.
14min is the average, so perhaps the secret to a successful relationship is finding a partner who you can climax with in the time it takes to bake your favorite pizza.
I gotta remember to add this to my dating profiles.
You gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.
Jesus if my oven got to 425 it would cook pizza in seconds
Just so we’re clear, I’m using Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
Username checks out
Instructions unclear, burned our genitals.
Look man. We’re gonna follow the directions, and we’re cooking a Tombstone. Not no damned tostinos.
It’s a good practice to pee right after sex. Bonus points if you wash your hands as well since you’re about to eat pizza
Considering where your mouths might have just been, I feel like a little tinkle sprinkle on the fingers is the least concern.
I literally just did this last night lol it was a great time.