• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Insurance infinite money hack: getting your computer shot during an AI-driven semiconductor drought. Rinse and repeat, just remember to cash out before the bubble pops!

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      14 days ago

      Lol insurance is gonna say ‘Well you paid x for the computer, we’ll offer you x-30%’

      That’s if they’re covered at all.

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        13 days ago

        My €10/month optional insurance includes damages by me or my dog to the property of others. (I can’t really translate the insurance name.) However in this case they would fight it because of the fucking gun. If my dog would damage your computer by running against it you’ll get paid though. It’s a cool insurance, I can throw peoples phones on the ground and jump head first into their TV if I want.