• Bonje@lemmy.world
    231·
    2 天前

    Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.

    There are two types of people in this world:

    • Those who have a bidet.
    • And the bidet-less.
      • wabafee@lemmy.world
        3·
        1 天前

        Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.

      • Justifier@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        2 天前

        The blower built into the bidet

        The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with

        • d5273@lemmy.world
          2·
          1 天前

          Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.

        • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
          81·
          2 天前

          My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.

          • cmbabul@slrpnk.net
            1·
            14 小时前

            So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again

          • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
            2·
            2 天前

            I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole

            Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions