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badposting@hexbear.net · 4 hours ago

The Triad stole my heart, and replaced it with a robot heart connected to a smart phone. Now if I stop posting on Hexbear I'll die!

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The Triad stole my heart, and replaced it with a robot heart connected to a smart phone. Now if I stop posting on Hexbear I'll die!

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  I need to make more post while I try and find my heart! It’s really hard to do while shooting at Mexican Gangsters in a strip club.
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