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ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago

The Triad stole my heart, and replaced it with a robot heart connected to a smart phone. Now if I stop posting on Hexbear I'll die!

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The Triad stole my heart, and replaced it with a robot heart connected to a smart phone. Now if I stop posting on Hexbear I'll die!

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ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 hours ago
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  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    They didn’t say to post specifically to hexbear. That’s just what I like. That’s just the choice I made.

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    U speaking removedonese or wot?

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      Probably one of the best removed I’ve ever seen

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    • Zero parades for dead spies
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    10/10 laughed aloud

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      I need to make more post while I try and find my heart! It’s really hard to do while shooting at Mexican Gangsters in a strip club.

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        💝

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