Oh blessed window that grants my eyes a mere sample of the wondrous planets held within thy frame. My wandering soul yearns to venture inside, to pilot my vessel, and to map every inch of those twin terrains. Her voice from above should take all my focus for it speaks weighty matters from a dynamo mind. But even the man who charts seas by the stars has his gaze snared by the moon on its inexorable climb.
Sorry what were you saying? Where am I?
Obviously people are too distracted to hear your complaints… and you can’t really blame them.
It’s like a vulva window opened to the boobs
*vulva
(lol thank you!)
Thats what i call my car (It’s a Volvo)
vuuvulvela
Yes! Correct! I got emotional with this vulva lol sorry
Entirely excusable lol, it’s pretty dang distracting.
Absolutely lol (isn’t easy to be stunning and sexy)
I guess I don’t have nothing to complain about it as well looking at them 😉
waits eagerly for that next button to pop
Sproing!
starts a sweepstake on whether it’s the nub of that final popper, or a nipple, that’s going to reveal itself next
That’s the tip for the compliments I guess 😉
I aim to entertain! And to make coming into the comments worth it…
Plenty of folks in the comments cumming, I’m sure.
Damn that’s nice😁 just one more😂
Pop!
You born rich and you know it
BOOBA Level: 90%
😂 fuck that’s hot!
I bet right! Should’ve gone for the niche bet of those nipples being harder than the poppers though 🤤
Would be a shame if it fell to the floor
FLOP!
(Or whatever the sound of a bra-top falling on the floor would make.)
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BOOBA Level: 115%
WARNING: Supercritical Containment Breach
Now, it’s only a pair of sizeable hands that can preserve your modesty 👐
I feel as though those hands may not have preserving my modesty in mind…
Hehe, those are the hilarious and damn sexy threads we are all here for. Well done!🤩
I do what I can to keep the fun going here!
OMG, this is pure perfection ! 🤤
🤤
We all just disagree, looks like it fits perfectly😁
Yeah, that seems to be the consensus… siiiiigh ❤️…
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