I had a friend give me an invitation to a political lunch once. Upon further reading, it entitled me to pay $600 for a plate of food, and the opportunity to listen to some dickhead speak. What a bargain! Still, not having $600 available for such a privilege, I ended up eating lunch at home for the cost of groceries … and muttering to myself.
I had a friend give me an invitation to a political lunch once. Upon further reading, it entitled me to pay $600 for a plate of food, and the opportunity to listen to some dickhead speak. What a bargain! Still, not having $600 available for such a privilege, I ended up eating lunch at home for the cost of groceries … and muttering to myself.