Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1411arrow-down111
arrow-up1400arrow-down1imageIn a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands requestlemmy.worldThemosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up64·4 days agoThe world is ending you can just buy a toy
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·4 days agoWhy buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
minus-squarellamapocalypse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 days agoWhat a horrible day to be literate
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoWell, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoA set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn’t need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn’t take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I’m 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…