Iran has announced plans to introduce a system of maritime fees in the strait of Hormuz in two months, after the 60-day period of negotiation that has been triggered by the signing of the memorandum of understanding.

Tehran, claiming a historic victory over the US, said the strait was under its control and a European plan for a naval mission to escort ships though the strait would not be welcome.

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    17 hours ago

    Donnie asked if they’d give Melania the keys to his chastity cage back.

    They said they’d unlock him for the night, for about wank on his birthday, but from now on he’ll have to pay for each release.

    Way to go, cuckold in chief.