It seems like I’ve got about a year before filing wraps. This is gonna sound wild - but i kind of feel like with the current administration (or just in general?) there are a few things in my favor:

• have the same last name as the incumbent
• could channel some kind of persona to build a good kayfabe against the current administration
• I’ve got an idea where I’ll work a day for you, and you can take the day off. I’ve worked a ton of bullshit jobs, I don’t even care if you vote for me, I just want you to enjoy the day off that the ruling class will never give you