keep on rolling my ball of dung and never look back
I would simply not siege Stalingrad
We are all Hitler. There is only one soul. Reincarnation jumps not only through space, but through time. Your next life could be a Roman slave girl c. 100 C.E. And it’s just one big endless loop of consciousness. As soon as the one soul has traversed the totality of lives of every conscious being that is, was, or ever will be…then it loops back on itself and starts anew!
That’s depressing
That whole cosmology and religion seems based in “shut the fuck up, status quo forever, you deserve to be a peasant”
or “improving society for everyone magically benefits me too”
If westerners need magical narratives to dial back their hyper-individualism I’m all for it.
The depressing part for me was, damn, I’ve got to do all this shit again?
Good point, but I’m sure I heard some stuff about “change is impossible akchually”
I want off Mr bones’ wild ride
What are you, some kind of Buddhist?
Back in the egg now
I’d apologize, reverse all my administration’s actions, and resign as president
I would not siege Leningrad , but take it immidiatly.
I would grow a reverse Hitler moustache, to cancel out the Hitler in me
How about the hairstyle
Center part. Curly. Blond. I have a lot to atone for
I would be more curious about the past life of the person who lived in between me and Hitler, from 1945 to the 1990s. By standard reincarnation logic, this person must have been born to terrible circumstances as punishment for being literally Hitler. However they must have lived a remarkable and selfless life to have been rewarded highly with being me.
when hitler died his body exploded and sent shards flying to all corners of the world (like the Shikon jewel from InuYasha). this is why every cracker has hitler particles lodged deep in their soul. hitler died, and a million bürgerfuhrers were born.
That was a particularly beautiful part of the story. Burned here as he is for eternity.
Oh, so it’s wrong to be Hitler now? Fucking woke bullshit .
How would i find out
reincarnation history app
I’d probably close the app and open it back up immediately on autopilot, then get frustrated at how much I use my phone.
Yeah same answer as funky
Figure the karma must have gotten worked out by being a lot of bugs or whatever and if I’m back to human already it’s probably fine
I would brag about being the guy who killed Hitler.
MoSSad would have a field-day with that info. I gotta lay low.
Probably wake up and go “damn this is why I don’t do drugs”
*implying that it’d be my first time doing something like DMT or mushrooms and it’s a bad fucking trip
Keep doing whatever I was already doing. Unless orher people found it out then I’d just keep that to myself
