• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Wait…penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don’t all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I’m going to find out what the largest penis in history has been…and then I’m getting TRIPLE that size!!!

    • titter@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      For what i recall, from being chronically online:

      They go in around your lil guy and release the shaft from everything around it and shift it forwards. It gives you more visibility of what exists but does not actually make anything bigger. Idk about adding anything, because i did not look into it further.

    • ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml
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      2 days ago

      It’s my understanding that it’s more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don’t want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

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        1 day ago

        Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

        Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

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          8 hours ago

          Yeah… I don’t think they can add nerves or whatever tissue your the dick is made out of… I wouldn’t think the end result could be all that functional. Who gives a shit about aesthetics if you can’t cum…

          • Panini@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            6 hours ago

            They can’t add nerves, but they can connect existing ones assuming there’s an effective technique for the structure (probably not when you’re going for something this…inhuman)

    • Tujio@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Rumor is that’s what happened to Elon’s dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I would say it’s probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn’t hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there’s a limit to what it can do

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      2 days ago

      /uj some of us are happy with what we got. Also there is a things as too big. I don’t want to hurt my partner.

      /rj you sure you want 3 Steven Millers on your crotch?

    • ramble81@lemmy.zip
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      2 days ago

      The surgery went a success but as a complication you can no longer get a boner.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      2 days ago

      There is a ligament that can be relocated to make a flaccid penis appear larger, but there is no enlargement surgery.