When I get back in bed with my first cup of the day, the kitty typically gets on my lap and takes a big SNIFF of it. I’ve never seen another animal be consistently interested like that- I like to imagine she’s a reincarnation who really enjoyed coffee in a past life, and this is a simple reminder of that 
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PostScript: saw a bunch of notifications and immediately assumed I said something ridiculous elsewhere lmao.
My dickhead microgiraffe stole and ate an entire fucking bag of roast beans in the middle of the night and got really sulky at us for taking him to the vet and making him puke it all up. Has no idea how lucky he is my sister is a light sleeper.
Oh no!!! For real. I understand their curiosity, but after people start making idioms about you dying because of it, maybe tone it back a little (and that’s coming from an adhd-haver lol).
Unfortunately he suffers from a medical condition called “being a sighthound” that replaced his brain with half a teaspoon of dried lentils.
Ohhhh microgiraffe! Haha mini-noodle horse? ie greyhound? I’m in love with them lol and all of their looooooong relatives
I used to think greyhounds were real dogs and then I got one and it turns out the looking all noble thing is an act. Look at this idiot, he doesn’t even sleep right
Presumably because they’re made of rubber bands. Either UPTIGHT or f l o o p y