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Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

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Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    2048 and this guy has running water? Fake news!

  • Lupus108@sh.itjust.works
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    You want people shitting in the streets? Because that’s how you get people shitting in the streets.

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    This is not my problem it’s everyone elses.

  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    You already have a toilet subscription, it’s called your water bill.

    • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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      You don’t see the potential. Imagine what we can achieve once every toilet is connected to the cloud!

      • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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        Without AI flush your pipes will break bro

    • flop_leash_973@lemmy.world
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      Bathroom water handling fee.

    • Thorry@feddit.org
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      I also pay specific sewage tax, which is legally required for anyone with a sewage connection to their home (where I live). And for people who don’t, they probably have some kind of septic system where they pay for the materials and personnel to upkeep that.

      • Lexam@lemmy.world
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        We have a sewer bill and it’s higher than the water bill.

        • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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          Isn’t it proportional to water consumed? Kinda makes sense

        • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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          1 hour ago

          Well… Clean water came in, shitty water left.

    • Gladaed@feddit.org
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      Also, rent.

  • LittleMouse@lemmy.world
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    It is better to think about subscribing to the right to live, which almost no one except billionaires can afford lol.

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      It annoys me to see people fall for this. My fellow kin, they will not make micro transaction/loot box/gambling/money borrowing/rental products if you do not pay for then. Case in point is my cousin who happily pays for HP’s printer subscription 🤦‍♂️

  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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    Oh, there is no forgetting. Theyre going to get their money, fucking vultures.

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    Can’t believe we’ve been shitting for free all this time.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Check out moneybags over here with his free shit.

  • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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    Wait till these children learn that their toilet is subscription model indeed

  • mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    2048 you say? That’s being optimistic!

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sink is right there, what’s the problem?

    • Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.worldOP
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      Monster diarrhea.

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        Even better, goes down with way less stirring.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          Less than the normal amount of stirring.

        • Thorry@feddit.org
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          Sounds like you are speaking from experience

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Sink subscription.

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      You sprung for the platinum deluxe tier?

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    have you ever heard of paying your water and utility bills?

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    The lit won’t lock. It just won’t flush.

    • LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world
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      You can flush a toilet without a working mechanism. Just get a big bucket of water and dump it down the toilet, and that does the same as flushing.

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    Bathtub looks ready …

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      Waffle stompers unite!

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