My entire adult life, I’ve heard various people tell me that I need to score my tabs after putting them on “so no one can steal them”. I’ve known many people like myself that find this idea absurd, and don’t bother with scoring. How did this idea become mainstream advice?


Decorate the inside of their barn with them!
Fix a rust hole in a shitburger car. Though street signs work better.
Tell the kids long stories all about the cool (or not) car they used to be on!